Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Update

I can't believe so much time has passed since my last update. Here's what happened: I get a real job at a video game company, loved said job, went on vacation, get laid off from job, was offered another job, and am now an Instructor at a university. Holy shit. I feel like an adult. The most important thing is that I quit the hotel. Fuck that place. Quite honestly I want to scrub all of its existence from my memories and so I've deleted a good chunk of my entries. I've got plenty of crazy things to talk about but Sassy Swiss wants nothing to do with that hot mess. Stick around!

Friday, September 28, 2012

More Self-Whoring

Welcome to the misadventures BW fans. If you're not here from Bitchy Waiter, GO THERE NOW.

STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND GO

http://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/

Self-Whoring

Much in the way Piro over at Megatokyo goes off on mini-series, I will be writing a bunch of essays about my time abroad. I feel that the appropriate time for grieving and thought has passed.

I present to you a preview to Cultureless

"I woke up the next morning, July 19th, and I didn't know who-or-what I was anymore."

Riveting!

I'm also writing a book called, A World of Dreams that will be submitted for publication soon. Hopefully.

Night Audit Fun will continue.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Tsingtao Beer

This is the type of drinking I did in China

The number one lesson to learn before you go anywhere is the drinking culture, and when you're an almost albino Swiss pretending to be a Chinese person that means you'll be doing a lot of toasts. Gen Bei indeed, gen bei my ass to the bathroom.

Also, NEVER drink from a foreigners glass, always choose the standard cup. I was never offered a foreigner cup so I must've done something right. I have done most of those rituals, especially the beer with a straw in a plastic bag.

Best idea ever.